Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
omfg i was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Imagine your icon kissing you in public while you’re mid sentence.
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
dear gods this girl is so gorgeous I just want to kiss her face *swoons*
Dick giving a variety pack of condoms to Tim so he could try everything with Kon.
Especially the Hello Kitty ones.
Tim: What’s all this? Candy.
Dick:… you could say that XD
Tim: … (Opens one) … wait…
Dick: I’ve noticed you and Kon are getting serious.
Dick: And that you’re both probably confused about your feelings and nervous about how far the other is willing to go.
Tim: Dick I—
Dick: So I got you these. It’s fun to choose a favorite. I like this one, I know I know it’s hello kitty, but they’re really … strong and they have blueberry flavor. Now do you know how to use them?
Dick: Yes, that’s the general area.
Tim: I had sex-ed class!
Dick: But did you really want to go out and buy some? Or worse, get Kon to buy some.
Tim: … I don’t want the hello kitty ones…
Dick: They have green lantern ones! They glow in the dark!
Kon: You okay?
Tim: … I just had a condom talk with Dick…
Kon: … that’s so much better than what happened to me.
Tim: What happened to you?
Kon: I had the condom talk with Kal. Um… apparently we might need something stronger…he recomends hello kitty… apparently?
Tim: … who said you’re on top?
And then, eventually they had sex… with green Lantern condoms because we all know who would win.
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH omg thank you for this <3333
YOU’RE A TPC FAN?? PLEASE COME OFF ANON SO I CAN SHOWER YOU IN LOVE AND HEADCANONS
1. The first character I first fell in love with
Ellie. Right when she showed up at the funeral in that lime green get-up. Otherwise, I fell in love with all of them right when they were introduced (sorry Mal I love you now).
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
I guess Cindy.
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
Do people love Marshal?
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
These characters and this fandom are too awesome for haters.
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
I don’t have one because I love the whole cast.
6. The character I would totally smooch
Maks. Because of the thing. You know what thing. And for the record I want to give Ernest and Zip all the hugs.
7. The character I’d want to be like
Well, DR already called me June and that’s a huge compliment, so yeah.
8. The character I’d slap
Well Mal probably deserves it at about any given time, but he’s a baby so not him. Maybe Maks’ partner if that were physically possible.
A pairing Pairings that I love
OT3:Three Ring Circus, Zip/Cindy (does anyone know their ship name?),
Ernest/baking, another I won’t say for slightly spoilery reasons, and tragically, John/Gloria.
10. A pairing that I despise
I once saw someone say something about Mal/Zip and no, just no. And Maks/being beaten-up.